vAn3: hey peeps, i'm back frm genting... not bad... kinda fun... here's a little joke for ya...

An eldery couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner togetherin a small tavern, the husband leans over and asks his wife...

"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fiftyyears ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned againstthe fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok", he says, "How about taking a stroll a roundthere again and we can do it for old times sake."

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea,"she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next boothlistening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. Hethinks, "I've got to see this: two old-timers having sexagainst a fence, I'll just keep an eye on them sothere's no trouble." He follows them...


They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of thetavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts herskirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers,she turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old manmoves in, suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex thatthe watching policeman has ever seen.

They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. Thisgoes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling "Ohhhh, God"He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the mostathletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapsepanting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed, he thinks he has learnedsomething about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing,he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else,you must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How doyou manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together...Is there some sort of secret?

"No, there's no secret" the old man says,"Fifty years ago that darn fence wasn't electric."


vAn3: i noe i'm kinda mean to laugh at them but this is realli funni... i'll blog again on my genting trip ya...