we all are playing this cute little game called "interview mi" and this is how it goes...

aileen asked:
1. what is your favourite memory?

i really hav short time memory and the favourite one that i can remember is actually a dream... not very long ago... i dreamt tt i was sitting in a red mini cooper, HIS mini cooper and HE was driving me to somewhere and WE KISSED before i alighted to get to my destination. i woke up feeling all shweet' and floaty... hehe...

2. if you got offered a well-paying job in bangladesh, would you take it?

nope, i wouldn't wanna die in bangladesh. and i dun wan my people to remember mi as the vanessa who died in bangladesh coz she breath in too much toxic air... (BO infused pungent air) hey, no offence nor racism here okie...

3. your brother tells you he likes old (50+), hairy guys with pot belly...what would your reaction be?

haha, i dun tok to him la... but if he ever tells mi tt, i'll shake his hand and wish him all the best... or maybe teach him to scam the old man and buy insurance wif him as the beneficiary and give me a neat sum of the money too!

4. if i did something horrible to you & we're no longer friends, & you saw my gf kissing another girl, would you tell me?

yeah! if we are no longer fren, i'll probably tell u so that u'll break up with ur gf and be all alone! muhahaha... but then, as ur fren... i'll also tell u so tt u'll dump her...

5. what is one quality you wish you had?

the ability to eat and not grow fat, AT ALL !!! okie, i wish to be SLIM, skinny, less bimbotic, more pretty, more attractive, more seductive, BIGGER boobs... etc...

and zuz asked:
1) if you could change one thing non-physical about yourself, what would it be?

my mentality... my laziness... my indecisiveness... etc... watever tt my super duper close frens dun like la...

2) would you rather die in a car crash and go to heaven, or die in your sleep and go to hell?

i rather die in a car crash and go heaven la... the dead pple make-up artist can fix my face la, and maybe make mi look thinner coz i'll lose alot of blood... then i'll go to heaven... to the comfort of my suite, have all the chanel, louis vuitton, burberry, bobbi brown, SK II , biotherm (^_*) and watever else that's left and then tell the watever god that's in charge to bring my frens up too! =) u can't hav all these if u're in hell wat... and i'm a very greedy person!

3) we are both not the type to go ask guys for number, but if ever you like a guy so much you wanna know him real bad, how would you attempt to get his number?

i'll get u to go ask him for his number la... as easy as that... =)

4) tell us the most embarassing moment in your life.

i dun remember if there's any... hmmm... can change question? haha...

5) of all the 3938229930438 movies you've watched, which is your ultimate favourite and why?

i tink it's beauty and the beast, coz it's the first movie tt my momma brought mi to watch and the dancing and singing cupboard, candleholder, teapot and cups still fascinates mi...