my monday is so sucky... i hate it lor... firstly, i had diarrhoea early in the morning... 6 freaking am in the morning... yah, and i can give george surprise morning call... so shiok right? fuck lor... my asshole so pain sial...

then i lao until afternoon then decided to skip tut, then shuxiang or peiming tell mi that kind mr tutor say this week no tut coz he noes we all got alot of icas... fang pi la, he dun wanna see us then say la! excuses... haha... okie, maybe he's jus nice to our class coz we noe how to por him... watever... then knowing that i need not go for lesson, i did my ib report and finally finish my part... and it's jus like 1 and a half page... i slow cannot ah!

then in the end i still go to sch and do project, anyway i also gotta work from 6-10 mah... when doing project after reporting for work... the most fucked up moment of my day came, this is how it goes...

a look-kind-of-honest-but-is-sibeh-rotten-inside guy, let's call him jon-slut coz i dun really wanna mention names. he came and borrowed my hp when i was busy doing project wif my team pple... and i got shuxiang, carol, peiming, and peiqi to vouch for mi... he came and say his hp no batt and give mi the one-kind-big-pitiful-eyes look and wanna borrow my hp... in order to get the jon-slut off my back to rush finish my stuff, i jus lend him la... then we all wrap up and wanna finish project liao, and my team members all leaving liao... he still haven't return mi the phone. FINE! never return nevermind, i can't even find him lor... #$%^&

then i decided to walk out and go makan, coz i hungry... after walking 589steps then i noe he's at the other end of the corridoor, thinking that since he saw mi... he should noe that he should stop using the phone lor... i jus walk to mac, i saw aileen and so i bought food and eat wif her lor... then that jon-slut came and return mi the phone and say he saw mi at mac so he come and return... once again, the jon-slut gave the one-kind-big-pitiful-eyes look and apologise for taking so long to return my phone...

as usual, the damn stupid and bimbotic mi jus smile and say it's okie.. WRONG MOVE!!! it is not okie and NEVER OKIE lor... wat the fuck was i thinking then... then i instinctively check the last call time, KNNBCCB !!!!!!! 30mins and 40 secs ?!!!!!!!!! wtf?!!! he think his lao peh own starhub ah?! who's paying my bill? fyi, it's LIM PEH lor... it's mi, myself, on my own lor!!!

FINE!!!! NEVERMIND! LIM PEH shall take it as charitable deeds to accumulate merits for my past wrongdoings...

*tick tock tick tock*

i'm in the lab now with zuz, xx, chern huat and that jon-slut... 9.30pm has come...

i was telling chern huat rather loudly that we should shut down the labs already and when zuz offered to help mi shut, i told him no need... zuz's not even working anymore lor, why should it shut the coms (though i noe he jus wanna help mi)... i then say loudly hoping to REMIND the jon-slut that he should be the one to shut doen the coms...

u wanna guess wat happen? he sat there and talk to his fren and pretend to be busy talking and not shut down the coms... ccb... then most com shut liao hor, u noe wat he do... he check the few coms within his 5m radius that they are shut down properly... KKN la... LIM PEH shut down com and u check ah?! u tink you wat... then 9.45 came.. he then took the opportunity to fled with his fren and thus leave mi and chern huat to close the lab...

tues morning, the first msg i saw on my hp was ms woo's msg that we did not shut down the labs properly... i was like wat the fuck! i closed more than 5 labs and check that everything's off and in place, yet she say got door not close...

easy job and easy money for jon-slut? u bet!

i feel dulan anot? u bet la...

i'm gonna take revengue? U BET!

morale of story: dun'ch EVER step on the tail of a woman...

why? as the saying goes, hell hath no fury like a woman's scorned... understand? u better...