take a look at this and u'll laugh ur ass off like mi !


Monday, February 28
the thing that is making mi laugh my ass off is tt, my msn have 2 guys whom i'm 30000% sure that they dunno each other and yet their nicks answer each other question. and the best part? following the sequence of my msn contact, the answer is jus below the question. wahaha... i jus can't stop laughing...


idiot guy number 1's nick is: 你喜欢肥肥的我吗???
in english it (literally) means: do you like the fat fat me?

idiot guy number 2's nick is: 我喜欢你, 但我没有勇气对你说...
in english it (literally) means: i like you, but i dun dare to tell you...


wahahaha... man are definitely the weaker intellect being and woman is the root of all troubles !
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adapaavi... i am CHELLAM !!!


Sunday, February 27
i am chellam and i am shiva's chellam. i am prouds! btw, chellam means darling in tamil. *hur hur* sorry pat, i'm taking away ur shiva. *hur hur* anyway, i am alot of peep's chellam. veron hor? or am i not? *hur hur* anyway, i'm on cloud 9 now. for watever reason? i dun'ch noe. or mayb i noe n won't tell u? perhaps... *hahaha* bLeAh !!!

i was home all day long for both yday and today, and yes ALL DAY long indeed. i spent most of my time catching up on my much needed sleep though i already slept more than enough for the entire week. *hur hur* but hey, i dun'ch care la. *hahaha* watched plenty of teebee and played wif my april. i tink she's developing depression soon due to my hectic schedule. and i feel tt she's always doing funny things now to get my attention. *hmmm*

sometimes, it's not tt i dun wanna go out la, i very much wanted to go out la. jus tt max always never say where to go n neither does he plan where to go and it jus kills my mood. i mean the man should plan the day out mah, if not another day is just gone meaninglessly. i miss going out wif my frens. i dun hav the kinda time to go out wif my frens now already, i miss shopping wif veron n zuz. the way i cling onto the both of them. all these is making mi sad la. *sob sob*

oh yah, i din noe so many pple went for the mr & ms sbm on fri. everything was okay-ish EXCEPT for the "rock bank-serious". i din spell wrongly, the pamphlet did. and wat kinda rock band would call themselves serious? so... yikes! okie, to be FAIR. the music was pretty gd, jus tt the band was kinda dead. and yah, the singer? SUCKS! omg, she got a powerful vocal tt she used in all the wrong way! she was like in a world of her own and INDULGING in the attention tt was given to her in all the wrong way. and pple were going for toilet break during this performance la, can u see how pathetic it was? i kinda felt tt she's kinda pitiful la. but i almost killed zuz by mimicking the way she sing lala. i always lurve to sing along especially lala, 1 of my fav song. apparently i sang so well tt zuz was nearly killed laughercising. *hahaha*

okie dokies, enough blogging done for the day liaoz. chiaoz babys. muacks!


quote of the day:
extracted from "someone like you" and ashley judd said
men never fail to do what's in their nature to do
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why is tt so?


Thursday, February 24
why is it that i'm always thinking of what i wanna blog when i'm doing something during that point of time, and then when i come to this particular page i can think of nothing in particular that i wanna blog or talk about. life's pretty funny isn't it? okie, i have really bad memory.

i had a super long chat wif veron just now and she made mi miss those days and times when i'm with her and zuz. our threesome gang. *lol* jus a term okie, we don't f*ck together... we b*tch !!! hur hur... i miss spending time alone with the 2 of them. i miss going out together, just the 3 of us. i miss talking to them. i miss i miss i miss those times. *sob*

now everyone's busy with work and stuff, and we are all fatigued. and most importantly, boyfriends eats into whatever time that we have left. that explains why we don't have time for each other to meet up to even have a cuppa coffee.

thank god for technology, i love msn messenger !!! hehehe... i'll love it more if i were to use it to chat wif someone. hehehe.

all right, i've gotta go now. bye peeps. mUaCkS !!!
posted by van3 at 11:59:00 PM | Permalink | 1 comment

yummy yummy... wanna buy?


hey peeps, i've got another round of personal selling to do now lor...

it's pastry stuff la, stuff tt i realli love... like chicken pie, chocolate brownie, apple crumble, and CHEESECAKE... last order is this friday, but make ur decision as soon as possible... collection will be on the 10th March okie...

i've include the pics of whichever product is available below here and the price and size k... thanks alot peeps... *mUaCkKiEs*




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lala lalalala...


Wednesday, February 23
i'm here to blog, like FINALLY... a decent long post from vanessa... hur hur... OH! before my absent mind forget something, i wanna thank zuz n fab sending mi home n pardon making things so awkward... hahaha... bleah...

i was feeling all high yday... on cloud nine all day... yes i was on cloud nine all day long... hehehehehehehehe.... for obvious reasons tt i dun wanna mention, u wanna noe then ask mi k... but i need not answer u too u noe... heh heh...

i believe i'm still "suffering" from the after effect of yday's cloud nine mood... yes, i DID... just when my day was about to come to an end happily again... some faggo arsehole have to pop into my life and killed my bliss... like BANG! in my face lor... now do u believe in karma? yes, i unwillingly do...

i was in the lab working (coz i took over steve's shift) and then i had to shut down the computers there, there's a particular cpu tt was lying on the floor... and i onli wanted to upright the cpu back into the standing position then this fucktard faggo had to come along and lecture mi...

shim *him+she=shim (in my momma's linggo, hur hur...) had to come and tell us tt shim's fren is using the com and dun touch the cpu... HELLO !!! i can see tt the com is on and ur fren obviously dumped her stuff there and went out... ur fren should noe tt she has to save the work first before going out rite? ur fren no brain ah? then shim had to talk to mi in stucked up and faggish tone tt WE'LL be held responsible should the data or watsoever shite is lost...

i dun gif a damn alrite...it's not my fucking fault tt the cpu is lying down and since the cpu is lying down, ur fucking fren should hav the fucking brains to upright it or not to use it rite? apparently, shim's too fucked to tink la... and getting so damn uptight about moving the cpu? FAGGO !!! anyway, i jus answered him back in my usual bitchy tone:"dun touch then dun touch LOR!" then i jus went to shut down the other coms lahs, coz i could sense shim getting all fucked up alreadi... hur hur...

then zuz, xx and mi went out of the lab to get a breather... his frens returned and i swear i could SENSE him bitching to his frens about mi/us inside the lab... then i bitched back to zuz of coz la... haha... when shim came out of lab, tt fucking faggo bitched about mi IN FRONT of mi lor... i was boiling inside at 300 degrees alreadi... then i jus said FAGGO and ignored shim... shim's too unbefitting of my statue to start squabbling wif him la... not worth my efforts/attention also...

and saw SHIM AGAIN at the mrt station lor... and shim is so rude and pointed at mi... wat can i say? 4 words, READ: uncivilised barbaric fucktard faggo...

haha... now i feel so gd alreadi... released all my tension by bitching... mayb i should bitchercise more often? bitchercise khakis wanted !!! feel free to drop mi a msg or email okie... no need for written test, no audition either... jus a simple bitchercise session will do... hur hur...

i lurveeee to BITCH and i am proud... hur hur hurrr...
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wheeeeeoooo...


Tuesday, February 22
i've got a new blog skin... yipeeeeee....

HOWEVER, when u click http://www.vAn3.blogspot.com... u CAN'T see the new skin... so i'm pretty upset over it...

so, if u wanna see the new skin and layout and everything else... u hav gotta go to http://vAn3.blogspot.com okie... gif mi ur comments k...

*mUaCks*
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idiot la...


i'm so hungry then u all go north canteen eat didn't call mi...

*POOF*

off to kick arse...
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hurmph!!!


Friday, February 18
how come the tagboard is not working???

sianz sianz...

bleah...

i miss him... or izzt them? lol...
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i'm piggo... hoohoohoo...


it's coming 4AM in the morning and here i am... happily typing away on the keyboard, thinking of wat i wanna blog about and still having no idea after a long thinking of 5 seconds...

hurmph! okie... i shall go back to my date with vampire... hur hur... it's cracking mi up la... imagine mi, laughing loudly at the teebee... all alone in th living room... it's because my lovely darling april is sleeping INSIDE MY ROOM... on my BED lor... wat the... #$%^!$%^&*

bleah!
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picsy time... lol...


Thursday, February 17


he's always looking like he's sick of posing pics wif his fren huh... am i tt photo-enthus?





zuz sick of posing with mabel so he decided to act cute alil... haha...





mabel lim and mi... yikes... i can see my braces... bleah...
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i'm inedible alrite... getit?


Tuesday, February 15
HASH(0x890a384)
You are a scoop of coffee with a crayon it in.
You're naturally perky, and you tend to get
distracted. You're entertained by simple
things. You can't focus. You're rather
carefree. You're annoying to some, and loved
to death by others. You're a socialite. What
can we say?


The Whats In Your Kitchen Personality Test
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boo hoo hoo... happied yew near?


Monday, February 14
aloha !!! how was ur cny? ^.^ gong he fai choi... fat choi fat choi... (mi imitating cantonese accent again, i jus find it funni la... hur hur...)

mine was enjoyable, pleasantly spent... hur hur... i sounded pretty unconvincing rite... okay, my cny is pretty much the same as the way it was spent as the last few years... (read:boring) it's jus the same old stuff... greet elders get ang baos and get chucked away at a corner while they get engrossed in their own long and boring conversation... blah blah blah blah blah... but the money is... $.$ hehe... izzt mi or is my pie getting bigger? hehe...

oh yah, i had my first taste of red wine at granny's place... YUCKS... puke puke... i dun tink i will ever noe how to drink... serious man!!! oh yes, i also went to mummy's company dinner and dance on cny's first day... it's quite fun la, they had lotsa games going on when u're eating... so i was pretty much entertained, and there's this old auntie... she's so enthu sial, the host told us to stand on the chair... she not only stood on the chair, she was shaking her butt on the chair... power sial... hehe...

okie... i forgot how i sent the rest of the cny days liao... coz i'm a big fat lazy bloggist wif a terrible language and a much more horrible memory... lol...


hey veron, how's the famous amos cookies? u like anot? and also, why did u mummified xiao ke ai?! i wanna blog out the pics but i can't seem to kop from there leh... hehe...


i wanna add new section on my blog... it's "question of the day" section; and today's question is... *drum rolling*

if u were a toy, wat would it b?

i would be a vibrator !!! to bring about great pleasure! especially woman... if men were to use mi, i would malfunction myself immediately... i dun wanna get stuck wif/in assholes!!! #$%^&#$%^@
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picsy time!


Thursday, February 3
hehe... today also wanna sleep le, sho tired... but i tink i post some pics first then go get conked... hehe...



my newly bought butterfly ring... nice?


the bling bling again... hehe...


i showed april and she said nice wif tt grin u're looking at on her face...


xiu xian is ah boy !!! hur hur... leen said it, not mi... bleahz!


i look so so so fat here... or izzt coz leen's super skinny... heheh...


looks nice too... lol...


my fav pic... he's my bestest fren and mi... hehehe...

where's my veron? sob....

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bored...


Wednesday, February 2
hey peeps... i dun tink i hav ever posted pics on my own before leh... if i were to ever post pics, i would copy frm zuz or veron's blog bah... hehe...


today was damn funni la... now i'm damn tired lor... din get to buy my havai slips or check out the numtees though, but i've got a new item to add to my list liao... i like the zinc shoulder can be converted into a sling bag... costs $32.90, onli $0.10 cheaper than the bag zuz bought jus now... n it excludes the discount frm my membership card... hehe...

posted by van3 at 1:43:00 AM | Permalink | 0 comment

interesting... wheee...


Tuesday, February 1
had a badminton session today! well... could hav had 2 sessions actually, coz gavin & cliff jio mi to play wif them but then i sensed tt bpos will hav mr terri ong coming in to check on us... and which came true...

the irony is tt this morning he jus said tt he's "letting us free" to do things and be on our own... booo... crap! pretentious arse... so i rang gavin up and told them to come back n pretended they were out doing some stuff la... *grinz* managed to smoke him... lol... he's pretty dumb la...

after my tep, went to sp room in sports complex to take rackets & shuttlecocks... thanks gavin! doubt he'll read this, but it's always gd to be courteous rite? *wink* hehe... was so happi... saw my crush number 1! heh.. but i'm actually trying to get over him and i'm pinning/craving for number 2 more... well, at least one is better than none rite? hur hur...

i did not hav any slightest idea tt security at sports hall is so rigid until i saw tt o-ba ba, zuz forgot his lanyard and she totally gav us attitude and said tt he's not allowed to enter... wat sial... menopause ah?! so we had to scout around for sites to play... end up we played next to the sbm director's office, then played till 7+ when i gav up and watch zuz n xx play... we chatted, bitched and LAUGHed alot... or mayb it's jus mi? but i feel i'm on cloud 9...

actually was supposed to go gym to find gabriel to return the rackets to, couldn't see him so i passed to jonathan... ma fan him le... then chatted wif the poor daphy... she extracted her tooth and her mouth is kinda swollen... looks so painful... then went to causeway point wif zuz n xx le... ate at bk... fulfilling man... yumm yumm... then walked cold storage alil and met momma n took a bus home...

yah, i'm on cloud 9 !

watched tv, chatted on the phone... then bathed, read emails, read blogs and here i am...

anyway, here's jus some funni/interesting blogS tt i read...


http://zinvon.blogdrive.com

http://xiaxue.blogspot.com


this particular PHONE SEX entry is darn funni... lol...
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About me

vanessa is a 20 years old bitch who is happily in love now with her georgie.
loves to sleep all day long, daydream, watch teevee, hang out with her frens, chat on msn, and make out with her baby.got a dog named april and drop her a mail at teoyuzhi86@hotmail.com if u wanna know more.

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