women & toilet bowl.


Wednesday, July 26
i really dun understand why some women prefer to squat on clean toilet bowl to do their business. why why WHY WHY ???

it's not like the toilet is dirty or there's urine on the toilet bowl. even if there is, there's always toilet paper available or they can use tissue paper to clean first then put their ass on it. WHY MUST SQUAT ???!

i'm particularly perturbed by this kinda action. i dun go male's toilet (=p) so i can forgive guys for squatting on toilet bowls. also, i know that guys always dirty the toilet bowl coz (no.1)they can't aim well and (no.2)they also think that it's longer than it actually is.

are you interested to "lend a hand" (quite literally) to raise funds? now check THIS out !!!
they even provide lubricants?!!! *gasps* it's all in the name of charity lo, but it's a bold and interesting idea to raise fund. too bad i'm not in london, i would have helped raise some funds! *hiaks hiaks hiaks*
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OMG !!!!


Friday, July 21
OMG !!!

It's friday and my cough hasn't recovered yet, been coughing alot and it's disturbing my sleep. damn it! i haven't been able to sleep well and thus the lack of focus and feeling restless and most important of all, MY PERIOD haven't come yet! #$%^&* very VERY frustrating you know!

nair mind, i jus go exercise & keep fit then it'll come naturally. *fingers crossed*

Update on my fitness plan!!!

been going to amore on a regular basis (gives self a pat on the back), about 3 times a week and i even recorded my attendance on an excel spreadsheet. *chuckles* lost bout 2kg during the first week and now is like back to where i started, must be the over complacency of myself and thus the bad karma is here to get me!

shall pay more atention to my input (read:food), and also my regular output (read: sweat & work-it-outS)

IT'S LIKE 2 MORE DAYS TO THE END OF GREAT SINGAPORE SALE AND I HAVEN'T BUY ANYTHING !!!

i is DEPRESSED !!! i need MONEY, LOTS OF MONEY !!!

Wish you a great weekend ahead, i hope mine's great...
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random rantings


Thursday, July 13
i wanna go & eat cheesecake. i miss eating cheesecake, i wan i wan i wan i wan i wan... CHEESECAKE !!! <3

The Cheesecake Cafe
685 East Coast Road
Singapore 459054
Tel: 64487725 Fax: 64487226

Opening Hours:
Mon - Tues : Closed
Wed - Thur : 4.30pm - 12am
Fri : 4.30pm - 12.30am
Sat : 3.30pm - 12.30am
Sun : 3.30pm - 12am

i wanna eat cheesecake... =.(

i wanna learn how to make cheesecake, so that i can make yummy cheesecake...
lots and lots and LOTS of yummy yummy cheesecake... =)

haiyoh eh...

i sign up for amore fitness on mon, went for StretchFit lessons on tues. signed up CardioLatino lessons for today but had to cancel it as i'm working off-site at shangri-la hotel today and dunno wat time will be knocking off. tml and sat morning i still need to go to shangri-la to work over time lo... *pouts*

my ke lian baby also need to work overtime tml night, sat and sun... y army so fucked up one? cannot accompany him, nevermind. cannot claim overtime pay, nevermind. cannot claim overtime leave, nevermind. need to make my poor baby work until he flu, running nose, sore throat and so so so sick and feel so wobbly and sick AND SAT SUN go back? WTF man !!!
he's sick leh!!! he sick then who take care of mi? i need him lo... fuck you and your rules. period.
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picsy !


Saturday, July 8
i compile & made the following pictures using Picasa, a program that helps to organize photos. it's amazing lo. i love the effect, should hav tried it out earlier. i should spend more time sorting out pics, i've got so much pics. need to burn them into cd too. *making mental note to self*



my new hair color! not bright enough hor? i wan brighter reddish hair ! *pouts*



things that baby bought for me the last 3 days... in order of appearance: famous amos cookies, jolin cd in package & pink roses today!



baked pasta tt's a bit chao tar, he's eating a big tub of yogurt with nata de coco , and the panna cotta i made and decorated with chocolate sauce... <3

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y no publish?


Thursday, July 6
i think my blog didn't publish coz i can't see the newer entries, and i think my blog is protesting against my sudden interest in blogging again. i need to blog to win the BLOG OF THE YEAR award or BEST BLOGGER award for next year! i think if i write an entry titled "10 100 things I don't like about xiaxue"(i feel disgusted just typing her name, YIAKS!) i will get the award coz there are many people out there who will share my point of view and vote for me!

nevermind, thou shalt not be bothered with meanies... hiak hiak~

dear veron, are you free on sat-15 jul? i wanna go your house and play with rainie! hehe... can? can? can? kekke... and i realised that i actually borrowed your guitar from you for 2 years already lo, i think it's really time i should return you bah. coz momma say i naughty girl lo.

i saw this on an email just now and thought of sharing with you pple... =) it's funny in a way...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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pasta is better than sausages.


Wednesday, July 5


italy 2 and germany 0.

dun'ch you love pasta & pizza? i do.

no wonder the italians won, who actually likes having his pork all messed up and squished into a tiny condom-lookalike and eat it with fermented malt.

who knows what's where in a sausage? yiaks...

congrats italy, now i'm looking forward to the france vs portugal.
more cuties for me to see... hur hur... ^.^
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i miss thee...


Monday, July 3
the blogging itch is back again! i am a blog whore, i blog in huge dosages...


i miss zuz, i wanna see how he looks in his botak head.
(zuz, if you're reading this, i wanna tell u i found xiaotou no.1's blog! *evil grin*)

i miss veron, i wanna see her rainie-hair-with-bangs !!! hehehe...

i miss ruth, i wanna see her duah neh neh !!!

i miss shiva, i wanna see her in purple ! (i dunno y too... teehee...)

i miss shell, i wanna see her !!! i last saw her in years!!! @#$%^&*

i miss lio, i wanna see him return me $... wahaha... i wanna touch his botak head too!

i miss sang, i wanna see her ankle if it's better...

i miss pat, i wanna see her and her bf together... they look so cute in pics!

i miss aileen, i wanna see if she's getting fatter yet... heh heh...

i miss xx, i wanna see if she's dating a guy... haha!

i miss shuxiang, i wanna see if she likes my hair.

i miss carol, i wanna see if she's still as pretty as before.

i miss george~ i wanna see if the lovebite's still there...


i miss everyone !!!


now, i gotta go or i'll miss lunch! kekke...
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happy youth day...


to all the overdue youth out there, happy youth day... cherish whatever little youth there is left of you... teehee... =p

woohoo... 3 months din blog already, dun really know how or where to start too... perhaps i can update a little on my life, myself and george.

i'm now working as a temp, jus a admin assistant only... not much prospect though, planning to study next year but still unsure of the course of study (still putting off the date, dissing that it's still early).

everyday i'm working 8.30-5pm, can contact mi around 5.30 onwards, i have no excuse not to answer your call unless u're on my do not answer list or miss call me i'll call u back. my life is like a piece of blank paper with a big 0 smack right in the middle. zilch, kosong, ling, ZERO social life, family, george, and george's family not considered as social life. WHERE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS?! everyone hates me!

i should start planning for a gathering soon, since no one is free to do so and i am admin ass. should be gd in such stuff too... i noe, i sound depressed...

(disappear for 5 10 mins)

i dyed my hair, i look like a brunette red head... wahaha... it's more of brown than red though i prefer more brown when i bought the more red than brown hair dye... confusing huh? hehe... but i like it... thinking of adding highlights to my hair too, maybe pink or ash streaks... and make myself look like a chao ah lian so that those sickening office guys will give up their seats to me on the mrt and scurries off, and those chao-ahbengs of whatever races will stop playing mp3 loudly on the trains and scurries off whenever they see me... i is power sial... dun you find it rather irritating? although there are screaming kids on trains, jus change cabin... but those sickening office guys and chao-ahbeng of whatever race will follow u everywhere... coz they are jus everywhere...

i is very the funny... when i dun blog, it can be as long as 3 months, yes, i haven't blog in 3 months... i really deserved to be spanked... ^.^ and when i blog, i blogged my 3 months worth at a go... hehe...

should i blog about soccer too? yes, i should jump on the world-cup bandwagon and talk about the world cup. brazil got out!!! haha... i support them then they got out, i is suay bad supporter... i watched the my first entire world cup match wif mummy, it's the england vs portugal... portugal guys are so cute, pity the england team got out... hav u seen england men crying? makes mi wanna sayang them u noe... but luckily brazil got out, french men are so cute & got the sexy ooze... simply makes you wanna woolahlah with them, their girlfriends are such lucky biatches... =p

i hope the french will win the world cup, they are such horny romantic lovers and maybe the next worldcup will even get postpone to 10 years later coz the french men needs to buy lingerie for their lovers... sheesh!

then georgie will hav no soccer to watch and accompany me bangbang go shopping and buys me lingerie !!! yipee!~
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About me

vanessa is a 20 years old bitch who is happily in love now with her georgie.
loves to sleep all day long, daydream, watch teevee, hang out with her frens, chat on msn, and make out with her baby.got a dog named april and drop her a mail at teoyuzhi86@hotmail.com if u wanna know more.

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  • my 21st bday
  • baby's 21st bday
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