Friday, May 27
a woman's language especially... =)
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future! re, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
See! this is wat women exactly mean!!! anyway, women are meant to be loved and doted on... PLEASE DO NOTtry even think of trying to understand WOMEN !!!
sMiLeS, =^_^=
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future! re, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
See! this is wat women exactly mean!!! anyway, women are meant to be loved and doted on... PLEASE DO NOT
sMiLeS, =^_^=
Monday, May 23
we all are playing this cute little game called "interview mi" and this is how it goes...
aileen asked:
1. what is your favourite memory?
i really hav short time memory and the favourite one that i can remember is actually a dream... not very long ago... i dreamt tt i was sitting in a red mini cooper, HIS mini cooper and HE was driving me to somewhere and WE KISSED before i alighted to get to my destination. i woke up feeling all shweet' and floaty... hehe...
2. if you got offered a well-paying job in bangladesh, would you take it?
nope, i wouldn't wanna die in bangladesh. and i dun wan my people to remember mi as the vanessa who died in bangladesh coz she breath in too much toxic air... (BO infused pungent air) hey, no offence nor racism here okie...
3. your brother tells you he likes old (50+), hairy guys with pot belly...what would your reaction be?
haha, i dun tok to him la... but if he ever tells mi tt, i'll shake his hand and wish him all the best... or maybe teach him to scam the old man and buy insurance wif him as the beneficiary and give me a neat sum of the money too!
4. if i did something horrible to you & we're no longer friends, & you saw my gf kissing another girl, would you tell me?
yeah! if we are no longer fren, i'll probably tell u so that u'll break up with ur gf and be all alone! muhahaha... but then, as ur fren... i'll also tell u so tt u'll dump her...
5. what is one quality you wish you had?
the ability to eat and not grow fat, AT ALL !!! okie, i wish to be SLIM, skinny, less bimbotic, more pretty, more attractive, more seductive, BIGGER boobs... etc...
and zuz asked:
1) if you could change one thing non-physical about yourself, what would it be?
my mentality... my laziness... my indecisiveness... etc... watever tt my super duper close frens dun like la...
2) would you rather die in a car crash and go to heaven, or die in your sleep and go to hell?
i rather die in a car crash and go heaven la... the dead pple make-up artist can fix my face la, and maybe make mi look thinner coz i'll lose alot of blood... then i'll go to heaven... to the comfort of my suite, have all the chanel, louis vuitton, burberry, bobbi brown, SK II , biotherm (^_*) and watever else that's left and then tell the watever god that's in charge to bring my frens up too! =) u can't hav all these if u're in hell wat... and i'm a very greedy person!
3) we are both not the type to go ask guys for number, but if ever you like a guy so much you wanna know him real bad, how would you attempt to get his number?
i'll get u to go ask him for his number la... as easy as that... =)
4) tell us the most embarassing moment in your life.
i dun remember if there's any... hmmm... can change question? haha...
5) of all the 3938229930438 movies you've watched, which is your ultimate favourite and why?
i tink it's beauty and the beast, coz it's the first movie tt my momma brought mi to watch and the dancing and singing cupboard, candleholder, teapot and cups still fascinates mi...
aileen asked:
1. what is your favourite memory?
i really hav short time memory and the favourite one that i can remember is actually a dream... not very long ago... i dreamt tt i was sitting in a red mini cooper, HIS mini cooper and HE was driving me to somewhere and WE KISSED before i alighted to get to my destination. i woke up feeling all shweet' and floaty... hehe...
2. if you got offered a well-paying job in bangladesh, would you take it?
nope, i wouldn't wanna die in bangladesh. and i dun wan my people to remember mi as the vanessa who died in bangladesh coz she breath in too much toxic air... (BO infused pungent air) hey, no offence nor racism here okie...
3. your brother tells you he likes old (50+), hairy guys with pot belly...what would your reaction be?
haha, i dun tok to him la... but if he ever tells mi tt, i'll shake his hand and wish him all the best... or maybe teach him to scam the old man and buy insurance wif him as the beneficiary and give me a neat sum of the money too!
4. if i did something horrible to you & we're no longer friends, & you saw my gf kissing another girl, would you tell me?
yeah! if we are no longer fren, i'll probably tell u so that u'll break up with ur gf and be all alone! muhahaha... but then, as ur fren... i'll also tell u so tt u'll dump her...
5. what is one quality you wish you had?
the ability to eat and not grow fat, AT ALL !!! okie, i wish to be SLIM, skinny, less bimbotic, more pretty, more attractive, more seductive, BIGGER boobs... etc...
and zuz asked:
1) if you could change one thing non-physical about yourself, what would it be?
my mentality... my laziness... my indecisiveness... etc... watever tt my super duper close frens dun like la...
2) would you rather die in a car crash and go to heaven, or die in your sleep and go to hell?
i rather die in a car crash and go heaven la... the dead pple make-up artist can fix my face la, and maybe make mi look thinner coz i'll lose alot of blood... then i'll go to heaven... to the comfort of my suite, have all the chanel, louis vuitton, burberry, bobbi brown, SK II , biotherm (^_*) and watever else that's left and then tell the watever god that's in charge to bring my frens up too! =) u can't hav all these if u're in hell wat... and i'm a very greedy person!
3) we are both not the type to go ask guys for number, but if ever you like a guy so much you wanna know him real bad, how would you attempt to get his number?
i'll get u to go ask him for his number la... as easy as that... =)
4) tell us the most embarassing moment in your life.
i dun remember if there's any... hmmm... can change question? haha...
5) of all the 3938229930438 movies you've watched, which is your ultimate favourite and why?
i tink it's beauty and the beast, coz it's the first movie tt my momma brought mi to watch and the dancing and singing cupboard, candleholder, teapot and cups still fascinates mi...
with regard to those long-overdued-and-promised posts? forget it la... i dun remember wat i wanna post le la... hehehe...
anyway...
i feel so fucked now... life seem so screwed up... everything's jus not wat i wan and WHERE ARE U? i dunno... reason? coz u din tell mi... but i reckon tt u're soundly asleep now in the comfort of ur nice comfy mattress? and mi? in front of the computer trying hard to fend off 3 FUCKERNATHANs... namely... Mr. T, Mr. D and MR. J...
it's very funny why Mr. T, Mr. D and MR. J are chatting wif mi now, coz it's been so damn long since i last chatted wif them lor... is the weather man up there doing something to the males puny dick head? coz i definitely dun understand their sudden friendliest... anyway, i'm keeping myself away from them... jus not interesed anymore... period.
and i jus wanna come online to talk to zuz and veron and do my rsm ica 1 tt is due on tues and i the main point IS i haven't start on anything AT ALL... can u jus leave mi alone?
thank you very much... mUaCkS !
anyway...
i feel so fucked now... life seem so screwed up... everything's jus not wat i wan and WHERE ARE U? i dunno... reason? coz u din tell mi... but i reckon tt u're soundly asleep now in the comfort of ur nice comfy mattress? and mi? in front of the computer trying hard to fend off 3 FUCKERNATHANs... namely... Mr. T, Mr. D and MR. J...
it's very funny why Mr. T, Mr. D and MR. J are chatting wif mi now, coz it's been so damn long since i last chatted wif them lor... is the weather man up there doing something to the males puny dick head? coz i definitely dun understand their sudden friendliest... anyway, i'm keeping myself away from them... jus not interesed anymore... period.
and i jus wanna come online to talk to zuz and veron and do my rsm ica 1 tt is due on tues and i the main point IS i haven't start on anything AT ALL... can u jus leave mi alone?
thank you very much... mUaCkS !
Thursday, May 12
i met heiman last week, on thursday. the 5th of may, my baby's bday. yah, i tink i did, pardon mi for my super duper lan and short-term memory. hehe... jus can't seem to improve on my memory no matter wat. blahs...
okie, before i met heiman. i met georgie at woodlands mrt, though i kept reminding myself not to be late (especially on HIS BDAY). i was STILL late. haiz... old habits are hard to die lor.
anyway, i met him then i sent him to yishun mrt coz i'm going orchard. then i pass him his pressie! hehehe... i purposely pass him his pressie only before he got off, and i purposely put his pressie in a op bag. i purposely bought him a hot pink polo tee (i got 1 for myself too! hehe!) and i also purposely got him 2 boxers. hehehe... he saw the hot pink n checked boxers and gave mi a disbelieving look and said:"wat! pink AND boxers?!!!" i wanted to laugh out aloud but i jus gave him a "yah". anyway, i already i expected his reaction to be like that so i was kinda smug. haha... i wanted to give him a quick birthday peck on the cheek and he SHY away frm mi lor. *pout* i was actually mad at him for 10 secs. then i decided to forgive him since it's his bday. =p
after seeing my baby get off the train, i took the ride down to orchard and my heart thumping harder and harder as i know that i'm getting closer to meeting her. wheeeeee...
okie, she came out of the lift. i looked at her frm head to toe, i noticed... we wore the same big earrings(the one that veron bought for mi), she's wearing make-up now, her low v camisole, her super duper short shorts, her nice and tan hairless legs, and her sexy black strap espadrilles (they're so hawt!)... she has changed so much. but! she's still as pretty as before, jus that she's so much more feminine already.
okie, we cabbed down to clarke quay for dinner. we ate tuna dunno wat at this mexican restaurant called crazy iguana, i like the ambience there. seem so fun there..
continue tml... some fuckernathan staring at mi...
okie, before i met heiman. i met georgie at woodlands mrt, though i kept reminding myself not to be late (especially on HIS BDAY). i was STILL late. haiz... old habits are hard to die lor.
anyway, i met him then i sent him to yishun mrt coz i'm going orchard. then i pass him his pressie! hehehe... i purposely pass him his pressie only before he got off, and i purposely put his pressie in a op bag. i purposely bought him a hot pink polo tee (i got 1 for myself too! hehe!) and i also purposely got him 2 boxers. hehehe... he saw the hot pink n checked boxers and gave mi a disbelieving look and said:"wat! pink AND boxers?!!!" i wanted to laugh out aloud but i jus gave him a "yah". anyway, i already i expected his reaction to be like that so i was kinda smug. haha... i wanted to give him a quick birthday peck on the cheek and he SHY away frm mi lor. *pout* i was actually mad at him for 10 secs. then i decided to forgive him since it's his bday. =p
after seeing my baby get off the train, i took the ride down to orchard and my heart thumping harder and harder as i know that i'm getting closer to meeting her. wheeeeee...
okie, she came out of the lift. i looked at her frm head to toe, i noticed... we wore the same big earrings(the one that veron bought for mi), she's wearing make-up now, her low v camisole, her super duper short shorts, her nice and tan hairless legs, and her sexy black strap espadrilles (they're so hawt!)... she has changed so much. but! she's still as pretty as before, jus that she's so much more feminine already.
okie, we cabbed down to clarke quay for dinner. we ate tuna dunno wat at this mexican restaurant called crazy iguana, i like the ambience there. seem so fun there..
continue tml... some fuckernathan staring at mi...
Thursday, May 5
oh yesh, i haven't blog for very very long but that doesn't mean that i've given up on blogging. i'm jus plain lazy. period. haha.
okie, i tink i'm running out of time. and i dun wanna be late as usual. not today especially, coz today's his special day. not too nice to keep him waiting for mi on his bday. yes! so i'm going to bath now and pack his pressie (note: i said pack and not wrap, i'm too lazy to wrap la. the pressie will end up being ripped open too! =p)
after meeting my darling, i'll be meeting my primary sch fren. phoebe lam hei man, a super duper pretty gal. she's someone whom i was so close to, and she was so far away from mi for such a long time. i miss her dearly. no! i am not a les, thank you very much. most prolly we'll go chit chat at some cafe and i'm thinking of getting neoprints! yeah!
ta-ta! *mUaCkS*
okie, i tink i'm running out of time. and i dun wanna be late as usual. not today especially, coz today's his special day. not too nice to keep him waiting for mi on his bday. yes! so i'm going to bath now and pack his pressie (note: i said pack and not wrap, i'm too lazy to wrap la. the pressie will end up being ripped open too! =p)
after meeting my darling, i'll be meeting my primary sch fren. phoebe lam hei man, a super duper pretty gal. she's someone whom i was so close to, and she was so far away from mi for such a long time. i miss her dearly. no! i am not a les, thank you very much. most prolly we'll go chit chat at some cafe and i'm thinking of getting neoprints! yeah!
ta-ta! *mUaCkS*
