oUtInG wIf dArLiNgS VeRoN & zu0...


Tuesday, August 31
WoKe Up LaTe AGAIN... was supposed to go e-plaza work at 9am de lor... i lai chuang till 8.45 then she de wake up... hehe... so i bathe le dilly delly lor... so i took cab then reached e-plaza at 10am... carina was alreadi there lor... hehe... *pAiSeH*

did abit of my project stuffs inside the e-plaza inner zone coz carina was chatting on the phone n outside zone was not allowed to be used... so i went inside checked mail, did my project stuffs n edited my blog abit...

then finished work le, i din go off yet... jus stayed there for awhile then kaya n david came to work lor... i still tink tt david looks alot like the cute guy in the rose... mayb can get his pic to show u all... wahahaha...

then i went to toilet n esther called mi.... then i was in the toilet, talikng on the phone wif lotsa echo... lol... then i bu fang xin so i went to ibrc there to find them n finalise things abit... whole day no do wif them sial... all throw to them liddat neh... badz hor.... hehe... coz i going out wif veron n zuz mah... kekke... *sheepishly*

then went to meet zuz n veron at yck centre platform lor... can see that they kinda waited long for mi la... hehe... then scold mi... veron say wear blue, n i told zuz she'll wear blue then he wore blue too... I WORE PINK lor... then say mi extra... kekke... tink my mind blur then somehow forget bah, or mayb got pinky feeling so wore pink lor... hehe...

then we went to cineleisure again... walk around n see listings lor, check out the timing for movies but dun hav we wanna watch de lor... sianzation.... then accompany mi go yoshinoya makan, onli i makan la.... then okie le we go heeren n take neoprints!~ hehe... enjoy my neoprints session more n more le... wanna take wif all my frens... hehe... i like to take neoprints!~

then veri funni lor... was supposed to act bu shuang in the first pic de... then i dunno start le n i was touching my hair... haha... then 2nd 1, i still dunno hav to act bu shuang n i SMILED lor... kena scold leh... hehehe... then we take finish le we go deco... hehe... i dun realli like the new 1 leh, not much deco n the chair too small for mi liddat sial... lol...

then we go back cineleisure eat subway as zuz's hungry le... then saw yuming, yanling, ee von n company... hehe... they tot they caught us(zuz n mi) dating red-handed... then i smartly shouted tt i not his gf, veron his gf.... WAHAHAHAHAHA...... then veron even smiled back n say hello all these lor... so funni... then wanna say sori to them, not zuz dun wanna join u all lor, jus tt we book him first n he tot someone was going so he not enthu... kekke... sori ee von...

then veron realli acted as if zuz her bf le... wahaha.... make till he veri BUAY TAHAN lor... so funni... i love it when she bully him or when we bully him... so funni coz he'll b veri paiseh then dunno how to rebutt us le.... wahahaha.... then after tt we went back to heeren to take another neoprint... hehehe... coz b4 tt is veri crowded lor... sianz but the sudden influx of students crowd there... so we 3 got bu shuang face wherever we go sial... lol... okie la, mi more often than them...

then we walk around n went to basic beauty... everything so nice, so beautifying lor.... made mi got urge to buy make-up sial... whahaha... coz its cute, not i vain k... okie la, my vain-iti-ness getting more serious too... then go home le... coz i meeting daddy at causeway point... then go see starhub shop n then wanna go singtel but close le... so we went to the m1 stall at cold storage exit there to gather more info....

then daddy gonna take starhub plan n will most probably but T630... yipee! hehe.. at least ka-me-ra better than nokia 7250i lor... wahahaha... then the sucky phone gif papa... wahaha.... tml gonna meet ming in sch, discuss abit of mm & ict projects... n i need to go sch take my stuffs mah... then daddy will go fetch mi then meet mummy go causeway point buy hp le... yeah~ then can upload pics le... wahaha... nokia phones no use in-fra port de lor... so lan...

oh yah... veron n zuz met up wif groovies gang n lunched... so sadz.. i was in sch n can't meet them sial... n they took group pic leh.... i miss them so much, especially the always-call-mi-super-duper-chio-bu-de SHIVA (no need to believe her de) !!! hehe..... miss grabbing her butt lor... kekke... then i miss kit ying, sang n patricia lor... miss my pals so much man... hope tt after their A levels... i WANNA go out wif them... lotsa catching up to do... hehehe.....

kkz, gotta go orh orh le... tt zuz la, chatted (or should i say bitched?) wif him till bout 2.45 plus last nite... so tired this morning lor...

chiaoz... @_@

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oh my gosh.... din blog for so long sial....


hey peeps... sori to disappoint u all sial... everytime come n see also no see mi blog hor... veri sianz mah... dun feel like blogging leh... tt's y did up a new skin wor... jus now add some music le... hope u all like it, coz i like it lor... hehehe....

hmmm.... so sianz ah... now is term break lor... but like no term break liddat leh... gotta do projects:
  • biz finance
  • efma
  • rtm
  • mm
  • ict applications
  • biz law

buay tahan ah... i can feel my white hairs growing intensely now... last had this kinda eeling in pri6 lor... oh yah, tml is teachers' day le wor... miss my teachers so much, especially my pri sch teacher... felt so bad... always no go back find her de lor... i so bad hor... *bIsH mYsElF, mYsElF* i still wish that my teacherS can enjoy this day that is specially dedicated to them... HaPpI TeAcHeRs' DaY !!! (early de) lol...

yday went to TEMPUS – The Great Watchscapade..... the cheapest watch i saw was a freaking $6,600 lor... n esther was woha-ing on how much the most expensive watch is... n the value of house it can buy... lol... buay tahan lor... lol... i like cartier n bvlgari watches for their exqusitive n simple designs... simplicity rocks... okie la, deco wif those +bLiNgs bLiNgS+ de la... lol...

today went to sch to do project, so sianz... so diff to do lor... dunno anything about biz finance at all lor... never realised tt the mabel-lookalike tutor teaches such complex stuffs... wahahaha... kkz, gotta go now... coz i'm bitching wif zu0 on the phone n i haben do the report of the business finance (partII of report : INDUSTRY RESEARCH)...

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yf bday celeb & kitten discovery...


Tuesday, August 24
hey peeps... i'm kinda busy for these few days... i wanna update u all on yunfong's bday celebration de... then tt kns kor wanna use come... will blog it de k.... n i found a kitten today...

it's veri veri cute lor... i wanted to keep it de... anyone who's interested to "shou liu"(keep) it, pls contacrt mi ASAP... jus wanna find a nice loving home wif a responsible owner... it haben even open its eyes yet... so kelian.... it's veri cute lor... trust mi k... n pls help mi find pple who r responsible n love animals n wanna hav CAT as pet... thanx alot... muacks...
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tgif....


Monday, August 23
i bon my first lesson for fri morning... it's the boring-mabel-lookalike-business-finance-tutor's lesson lor... how am i suppose to gif up my much-missed-n-needed-very-much sleep for such a lab lesson? wahahaha... thankfully for peiming, she helped mi to sign my attendance... thanx alot... then i had brenda lab lesson, was late for her lec for a couple of mins but still made it for the 10-mins-time-rule... n she had not started yet... her lec is kinda nua leh... dunno y but jus not veri interested by the contents...

then we went for marketing management makeup tut... boring also... then went to had lunch wif ming then went to e-plaza... wanted to do my ict project de... then zuz told mi tt xx n yinglu gonna go orchard n he asked mi if i wanna go... then we went to orchard lor... bought a hp holder doggy for cheryl... then we went to pig out at sakae sushi... yummy... so nice sial... then ate till so full lor.. wanna vomit le ah... all bcoz of the pepsi la... made mi n zuz so full tat we wanna puke le... told him tat pepsi will make us veri full...

then i rushed back to nyp as i'm late for work again.... tt is usual lor... wahahaha.... pity michelle for working wif mi... then went back home after tt.... meet max at nite... went his place n watched anime ninja vcd... so cute but i'm tired so i fell asleep halfway thru... then i went home after tt lor... went home n sleep straight away...
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singapore idol.....


Thursday, August 19
oh yeah... forgot to tell ya peeps...... i finally got to see the SINGAPORE IDOL jus now....
finally had a chance to watch my first, full n complete episode of the singapore idol...

had this funny feeling inside mi... dunno wat kinda feeling it is too.... jus felt weird lor... was also tinking y i din join, n i tink tt if i join the SI... i might hav a chance to get in... lol..... my ego getting bigger these days ya... another thing getting bigger other than my size, my tummy, my vanity n everything else... lol... n zuz, stop luffing now... wahahaha....

kkz, gotta go bathe n do marketing management (mm) tutorial for tml makeup tut...

take care peeps... mUaCkS...
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irritators... containing explicit contents


pardon mi for this blog i'm blogging today... parental advisory is advised, the following message contains explicit context...

i'm feeling kind bitchy these days AGAIN... most probbably getting too much stuffs into my head these days...

irritators... pple who irritates the shit outta u... coincidently, i noe a couple of them... n 1 is my (close fren)'s close fren... pardon the pun... kinda hate her lor... n her voice is soo soo soo irritating, behaving like a auntie... talks crudely.... call one of my best fren on the eartn a chicken... wat the hell is that suppose to mean huh? then wat's she? a fuckable chicken? jus dissed mi off by everything she does, says n farts outta her mouth... wateva... shan't waste my efforts on such a uncouth being who's wasting oxygen on earth...

ps: end of explicit message...

hmmm... haben been blogging these days hor? can't blame mi, blame it on my com... giving mi troubles again... dunno if it's spyware, trojan horse or worms... jus blame it on my luck lor... also, been kinda busy wif icas too... yah, i noe dunch study but tinking of how to get minimal marks out of the maxim crap tt i gonna write is taxing k... lol...

had marketing management ica on monday... i am so gonna fail... realli dun understand a single shit asked k, n i dun understand wat i wrote either... how to pass? wahahaha...

then had my rtm presentation on tues... i dunno y but i felt realli great after the presentation... mayb coz i can finally put down my burden? lol... n i dun tink brenda will fail anybody, lest he/she dun talk at all?

brenda came into our class b4 the business law ica tutorial... she said alot of bullshit, to summarise up everything... she came in to apologise to our class... lol.... n robin re-enact the whole scene for the benefit of those who missed n for entertaining us.... i am so glad to hav robin as a classmate... such a funni n nice guy....

then had my biz law ica... books say we r honourable pple so we won't cheat, rite? then he told us to separate our tables lor... say so much for wat? dun trust us also wat... n i admit i'm not honourable... lol... was looking at ming's answer lor... haha... had some kinda mini discussion too...

then today i had my ah-nor-neh(jappy) lesson.. so fun today.... i dunno y but felt so high during her lessons... then wanna bon biz law lec de... then ming wanna wait for qi, her lessons ends at 5... then ming say 5 can go outta the class le, n she made plans n even left her bag in the locker...
guess wat? the lecture tt's suppose to end at 6, ends at 4.34pm... barely 20mins after she starts... she seems tt she's realli in a super big rush lor... wahahaha...

then went home wif xx, cheryl n leen... crapping on the train... all the way back home... lol... so fun... n i still haben decide wat to gif cheryl for her bday leh... wat shall i get for this "chao ah lian" huh? hehehe.... how bout some pub's free entrance tix? is there such a thing? lol... she always like those blings blings tt i buy.... can get some blings blings for her bah...

yup! tt settles it.... if u peeps hab any suggestions, pls tell mi k... hehe...

signing off: b*tch of the day... vAn3

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weird weird de...


Monday, August 16
wah... today waited more than half an hr plus for can to go sch... i gave up in the end...

went to take mrt, save time n money... haiz...

wat a way to begin my day lor... sianzation...

had my marketing management ica today... think i gonna fail it le lor...

din study anything at all for my ica... wat am i doing? i duch noe...

i always liddat de... play play play until dunno how to do work le...

izzt karma for all the bad things i doing? mayb...

then went for my last lesson of the day... not counting biz fin as i bon it... kekke...

after i came outta the tut room... guess who i saw? onli zuz noes the anwser... ShHhH!!!!

haha... seeing him kinda made up my day, he wore cap today lor...

damnit... wanted to wear cap but i din... y din i?

then after tt chatted wif zuz for a short while onli...

coz he gotta rush for his brenda's presentation le... he's late, veri...

then i went to mac wif ming n qi, waited for kaili to end her lessons then go home...

saw a ex-queenswayian on the way out... forgotten his name though... =p

then saw nordiyana on the train back... chatted wif her for awhile....

after nordi alighted, i chatted wif gigi... her junior in njc...

when i was about to get off the train, she said i'm cute... cute?!!!!

wat's the link btwn cute n mi these days? am i acting cute? mayb...

then continue on my journey home alone lor...

saw daddy n mummy alreadi downstairs preparing to pray pray...

then went home n put my stuff n change into shorts then join them...

alot of things went thru my mind then.... y do we need to burn papers to the spirits?

spirits, aka the unseen things/forces... do they need so much ashes? or do they need heat energy to generate electricity?

mayb the government can go research on how to turn environment pollution into useful resources such as electricity...

okie, i wasn't trying to be disrespectful or wat but i jus dun get it k...

jus that it's causing damage to the alreadi much damaged mother earth...

do you think [nuwa, eve & adam, god(or watever-that-created-earth)] will like it?

like all the damage we r doing to its creation... the answer is no. a firm no.

i wouldn't like it if i were it... haha.... obviously i wouldn't be it....

then after all that, i went to causeway pt around 9+...

saw marleen at watsons when i was buying stuffs... kinda surprised lor, it was unexpected...

then after i came out of watsons, i saw cheryl... or rather, she saw mi first... haha...

then walk around n go see swimwear (aka bikinis) wif her lor...

she kinda fancy the orangy floral 1.... but looks weird in it...

yeap, she show mi after she try on the bikini... dunno y but looks weird lor...

i kinda fancy white(jus single color lor) halter neck bikini... anyone wanna sponsor mah?

wahahaha...... nobody wanna see babe (aka ms.piggy) in bikini rite...

-_-""" le bah? wahahahaha... okie okie....

enough crapping done for the day, gotta go prepare for my charles & keith ppt for tml le...

chiaoz peeps... breathe in less air... they're kinda polluted for these couple of days...

grow more plants ya... lol....

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hmmmm.....


Sunday, August 15
seems like i like to update my blog around every 2-3 days huh?

should i jus update everyday? do i have the time to do it?

nvm, i wanna try having a new layout for my blog le...

i shall try this n pls bear wif mi... [kinda like swopping layout wif veron hor? lol...]

:: FRIDAY ::
went to bf lab lessons in the morning... then brenda's lec, both r as boring as ever...

had a break till 11am before i go off to do my rtm project at the e-plaza....

did halfway then i went to work (also at the e-plaza) then we did till 3-4+ before we all distributed everything n released ourselves...

was working at the e-plaza wif aini, zuz is supposed to work after my shift so we went to eat around 5+(when his shift already started lor.... lol...)

after tt then i went to sun plaza to meet tim.... then saw shirleen again... she's forever working there de... lol... i tink she realli stay veri nearby bah... we watched collateral, alrite show lor... plot not bad but the cast n way of filming not veri excellent...

:: SATURDAY ::
slept till 12+ n then lay in bed n played wif april... din hav such kinda saturdays for a long time...

then bathe april n bathe myself then kor bring his gf home le...

then i ate n went to max's house... he bought the gundam gameboy's game lor... keep sneering at mi n say i dunno how to play...

then i do my rtm ppt n he watch neon genesis evangelion.... his stupid ppt keeps hanging n i redo dunno how many times for each slide...

my patience finally ran out around 10+.... then i acc him watch the vcds...

we then went to 888 to eat bah chou mee... then he send mi home le....

:: SUNDAY ::

i came home n fell asleep on the sofa for a while then woke up to bathe....

was about to do my ppt then i realise my com got prob again.... can some kind soul out there teach mi how to reformat my com?

then i try to solve the problemS lor... was about to finish then i started watching 封神榜萬人演唱會 on tv...

kinda nice so i watch n watch n watch.... haha.... finally got nan quan ma ma come out then my bao bei JAY CHOU also come out le... hehe...

Jay sang half the nqmm song wif them then he also sang qi li xiang[di yi bo zhu da ge] & jie kuo[di san bo zhu da ge]....

then after the whole 封神榜萬人演唱會.... i finally started doing on my rtm ppt again.... lol.... tt's y did till now then free to come n blog wor...

i finished the ppt le... left the conclusion, executive summary & apprendices to be put in... & also enhancements la...

pity zuz, sunday still gotta meet his classmates n do project...

gotta go le, gonna catch some sleep first then afternoon going ah ma house le...
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wat the hell....


Thursday, August 12
:: TUESDAY ::
hmmm... wat's happening to mi? i hav no idea... i came back to singapore n i forgot to cancel the divert of my all my voice call... n i was supposed to be doing rtm project wif eepei, chiauying & zann... no cancel my call divert means tt i can't receive any call at all... then i slept till pretty late then go to sch... n i skip brenda's tut... she forgot to take the attendance list so she mark everyone present... lucky mi... =^_^=
then went for guitar classes in the evening lor... fingers so painful again... 2nd lesson already n learn another 2 more new chords... D7 & Am? Am, i tink it's A minor bah... dun realli remember.... made mi more sure tt i am not musically-inclined... should hav join voice ensemble onstead of guitar bah... at least i can make n reach the pitch better n more accurately... hehe...

:: WEDNESDAY ::
was late for my project lor... n took cab to sch.... supposed to reach by 10 but i reached around 11+... pity my group members... n zann is on mc lor, so kelian ah... long time sick till now le lor... mus take care wor... then around 4+, went to e-plaza... was jus wanting to acc xx n zuz to crapp but they got things to do... n i end up doing wif they all.... was setting up coms as they used the place for some graduation thingy... then i dunno if i'll get paid anot... some1 pls remind mi to ask mr chong... n zaeida(sori, spelling is lousy) keep on saying i wat cute gal or wat... was so paiseh lor... wahahaha... then made mi kinda high bah... haha... this time is the happiest time tt i hav ever worked in the e-plaza.... not the flattery frm her but the company frm all those peeps; derrick, david, carina, zaeida,xx n zuz... then we stayed till 8+ then rush to mac to watch singapore idol... i din get to catch much of it as the tv went off around 8.55pm n every single pple there went berserk... lol... not so serious la, but the aura of disappointment is realli strong... now i finally understand y all those ah peks n ah bengs wanna go to kopitiams in the middle of the nite to watch soccer.. it's the same kick u get outta it...

:: THURSDAY, TODAY ::
was late for my project AGAIN... n took cab to sch AGAIN.... supposed to reach by 10 but i reached around 11+ AGAIN... wat's wrong wif mi? getting more n more lazi le.... then zann is also on mc again... hope she recover soon bah... then went for jappy lessons, got back results le... 3 sections, i got 8/8, 30/32 and 18/20... li hai bah? hehe... *sMuG* then was dreaming n stoning n sms-ing thru-out the biz law lec.... too dry for moi... then went home after tt... first time in this week tt i'm home so early, i reached home 6+.... pathethic yr 2 life... simply sux.... alrite, gotta go alreadi peeps... doing some rtm project stuffs... chiaoz...
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wahahaha..... i'm so bored now... but i now listening to QLX & blogging, later then go do jap e-assignment le...

:: FRIDAY ::
hmmm..... fri was a big rush day for mi lor... i tot i was working frm 2-5pm de, but i;m actually working 5-9... -_-""" then i haben even pack my luggage all these lor... in the end i can't find pple to take over so i was late for an hr n a half... luckily i worked wif ms nice, michelle... wouldn't wanna imagine working wif pei XXXX.... lol..... then heng got my daddy help mi zai my luggage to nyp n pick mi up after work n bring mi to my uncle's house to stay overnite...

:: SATURDAY ::
woke up around 5-6+ n waited for the travel bus to come n fetch us lor... then we went to kl... so fun sial... went to the biggest shopping centre there, it's times square shopping centre... there's centre portion n east & west wing... realli big, n the centre portion got a indoor theme park... then me n chael play till veri high there... i was kinda scared of theis 360 degree ride where they hold u upside down in the air for few seconds de... then after much comforting frm chael, we went to play it... then was kinda hooked le bah... haha... so damn high sial, then we ran around the place to try out different rides.... got 1 is similar to the ride called "wipeout" tt i played in australia... it's not exactly scary but it's damn painful lor... the bars tt is used to secure us is so tight n it feels as if my neh-neh gonna get squeezed burst or wat le(yah i noe i fat)... so damn pain lor... n it's kinda embarrassing for chael to, i kept on complaining about it n she's sitting beside mi... lol... then we went to check in to the hotel in kl tt we'll be staying for the nite, after tt we went to go to this street called chi qiong gai... kinda eye-opener for mi... saw so many chiong(pirated) branded stuffs... i like the LV, Burberry, Chanel & Christian Dior wallet... but i din buy, coz it's chiong 1... n doesn't suit mi either... then went back hotel after much wondering around n turn in lor....

:: SUNDAY ::
early morning we set out to genting, then reach there to take cable car up around 7-8+ n we queued till 9+ then take the cable car.... so beautiful n nice there... the view up is breath-taking sial... all those clouds rolling by pass mi... such a heavenly feel.... then we(chael n mi) were so excited... we then went to the outdoor theme park to play n it's crowded... we queued for 1+hrs before taking our FIRST ride lor... okie, we took the most exciting ride first... then the rest of the rides no kick to mi le... all those super long queues n queuing up time realli dampen my spirits... n while i was queuing, i was reminded of veron... she once told mi tt when she was there, she had this urge to use a can to keep the clouds to bring back to singapore for mi... i used to laugh at her silliness but while i was there, i had the same sentiments too... kekke... after much fatiguity of spending long hrs inside the theme park n playing few rides, chael wanna go back hotel to bathe... but we went to check out where's the indoor theme park b4 going back... omg, we walked 5-6 BIG rounds before finding the place... the directions r all screwed up k... shouldn't they have a directory wif map there? then we went back hotel room to bathe then went back there, the indoor theme park cum shopping centre there to eat dinner wif my grandparents, uncle n chael... we ate kfc, ate till veri full.... then when leaving, i saw a guy at the kfc whom we saw when we were at the theme park... he keep on looking at mi sial, dunno wat's wrong lor... watever... then mi n chael went shopping around then i onli bought a necklace due to my resources limitations... then she bought 2 pairs of slippers, 1 for her mum n 1 for herself... then we went back to hotel n sleep le... n i shared bed wif chael as there's onli 2 queen size bed in the room n we share the room wif my uncle(her dad)...

:: MONDAY ::
HaPPy NaTiOnAl dAy !!!
came home frm malaysia... the causeway was damn packed... almost half of the population of singaporeans went malaysin on national day... :x the traffic is so so so terrible... all i can see is a sea of red lights frm the ass of the waiting-to-go-home-asap-cars... n guessed wat? i missed the first debut of SINGAPORE IDOL!!! *sOb sOb*



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R(A) Joke: The Elderly Couple


Tuesday, August 10
vAn3: hey peeps, i'm back frm genting... not bad... kinda fun... here's a little joke for ya...

An eldery couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner togetherin a small tavern, the husband leans over and asks his wife...

"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fiftyyears ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned againstthe fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok", he says, "How about taking a stroll a roundthere again and we can do it for old times sake."

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea,"she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next boothlistening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. Hethinks, "I've got to see this: two old-timers having sexagainst a fence, I'll just keep an eye on them sothere's no trouble." He follows them...


They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of thetavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts herskirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers,she turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old manmoves in, suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex thatthe watching policeman has ever seen.

They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. Thisgoes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling "Ohhhh, God"He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the mostathletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapsepanting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed, he thinks he has learnedsomething about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing,he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else,you must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How doyou manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together...Is there some sort of secret?

"No, there's no secret" the old man says,"Fifty years ago that darn fence wasn't electric."


vAn3: i noe i'm kinda mean to laugh at them but this is realli funni... i'll blog again on my genting trip ya...
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tHrEeSoMe OuTiNg...


Thursday, August 5
i was blogging in sch on tuesday morning then i din noe wat happened after i publish the post and then all the stuff that i blogged wat gone... shickz... then tue nite after coming home from guitar lessons, fingers were feeling so sore n red tt i din wanna blog... dun wanna hurt my fingers more... hehe... kkz, let's hav a recap...

:: MONDAY ::
actually was supposed to go for dental appointment but i was too lazy to wake up in the morning as i slept late again the previous nite... then meet zuz b4 going to sch as he wanna borrow a cap frm mi to hide his ugly new hair style... lend him a black giordano khaki cap obviously which he din like... so we decided to pon lesson... mrs mak, i'm so sori... now is jus wk 5 n i dunno i pon how many of her lesson alreadi.... gonna be guai guai soon n starts going for efma lessons n listen up...
we went to J8 to look for cap, then most shops ain't open yet so we went to mos burger to pig out first... was crapping so much n so loudly tt everyone(actually, there's only another 2 groups of pple at there only) were looking at us...
after much crapping, helping zuz do part of his rtm tut, taking pics, n finishing our food... we went around to look for caps... walked quite a number of shops n finally found a cap tt he likes at fila... actually can't decide which 1 to buy de... the blue-n-white and the red-n-black 1 is equally nice lor... then he choose the black-n-red de... so nice n makes mi wanna buy cap too... lol...
then we went to sch n had lessons n blah blah blah blah blah....
meet up wif veron after lec, around 7 n then we go yck to go take train.... adrian was there to pass veron something, n he bought ROYCE chocos for her lor... actually we only meet up to pass veron the nyp organiser then go take guitar frm her n then go home le.... end up we went to sembawang shopping centre to eat pizza lor.... veron treated us to pizza hut leh, she knew we were broke so she treated.... awwww.... was so touched by her gestures.... brought so much warmth to my heart.... then we were realli loud n enjoying ourselves inside there lor... so much fun we had... n we used my hp to take pics too... then there's a caucasian little girl who blew good-bye kiss at mi twice before she left the restaurant wif her parents… tt was so sweet too…. awww… we were the last group of cvustomers to leave, we spent a lot of time taking pics n pigging out over there…
we then walked to veron’s house to get guitar n then i dio shock lor… there got so many frogs/toads… all those croacking were thundering through the silence of the night amidst the occasionally vroom-ing by of vehicles… reached home pretty late, around 11.10pm... coz i walked wif zuz to the bus stop under ruth’s blk to take bus home….

:: TUESEDAY ::

worked in the morning at e-plaza n blogged half-way before everything goes missing then i was so pissed that i din wanna blog le... dampen my blogging mood...
late evening, i went for guitar lessons for the first time lor... fingers so damn pain sial... then i told zuz tt i wanna quit n his face jus turned from ^_^ to O_O... haha... so funni lor... then after the guitar lessons i went to collect my QI LI XIANG frm northpoint de sembawang music store...
went home happily n listen...

:: WEDNESDAY::
zuz bday...
was feeling so tired the whole day... so no mood de... then zuz also kinda bad mood too... lol... bday boy bad mood also... then felt kinda guilty lor... haha... then we meet veron n go orchard...
we went to walk around orchard n we went to take neoprints... hehe... so happi... then we went cineleisure to makn... went to eat subway... 3 of us shared a footlong... n we wanna take pics but all 3 hp low batt... wat the hell... then end up using zuz hp take coz his left more batt le... wahaha... post the pics later bah...

:: THURSDAY ::
meet up wif up veron again... xx, zuz n me after sch damn bored n nothing to do... so i called veron n found out tt she's at bishan wif adrian... so we went to meet them... xx kinda shy in front of adrian bah, if not i dunno how to explain her sudden diam-diam-ness... lol... then we 3 watch the village n veron & adrian watched the sisters... i feel that the village is not a vad show but zuz n xx beg to differ... . . . then we finished le n came out meet veron n adrian again... she keep on saying tt the show sux... luckily i din watch it... lol...
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monday not blue... *hur hur* sucky tues...


Tuesday, August 3
damnit!!! jus now blog de super duper long essay dunno go where le... now gotta blog again lor... i noe i type slow n need practice... no need liddat de bah... jus my day...
n know wat... zuz jus did the same thing bah... jus my pal... you nan tong dang leh... haha... i'll blog later when free n not so f**ked up...

i now go do my rtm tut on eu yan seng... i need medication....
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Sunday Morning....


Sunday, August 1
woo.... i am shocked... yday slept till 2-3pm n today woke up around 8AM in the morning? wat's happening sial... i can't get to sleep... probably it's coz mummy found a hp on fri nite, around sat morning... then i take the phone, it's 6230... then my bro wans the hp also... he wanna fight wif mi for tt phone lor... i tot of giving in to him but izzt worth it? even if i gif in to him doesn't mean tt he'll stop scolding mi... i'm not tt stupid... we'll see how then...

back to fri... thur slept too late le so i fri morning pon MS. BRENDA LIM'S lec... luckily i alreadi gave my admin card to peiming on thur... so she helped mi scan while i'm home sleeping... hehe... i veri bad, i noe... hehe... =^_^=

then woke up around 1pm n rush cab to sch to work... worked frm 2-5, then zuz came at 4+ wif my late late lunch... so nice of him, jus my pal... thanx brudder... hehe... then acc him till 6+ coz he's working 5-9, then wait till daddy come fetch mi then go home le... hehe... daddy even bought a chicken bao gif mi... so nice....

then sat was at home all day, put tim's aeroplane as i slept till 3 liddat... then waited for max to fang gong while i do his deathscythe gundam... waited to 6+ then he reached home... meet him around 8.30 near his house.... went to 768 mall there to makan mac n buy things... then he bring mi home to change the mmc (multimedia card) for the 6230... wanna change to 128MB de, then can upload songs inside the card too... but the card spoil... so i jus upload 4 miserable songs into my 32MB card lor...

then watched vcd wif his mum, his sis n him in his room... abit weird weird de, can say tt i was feeling queasy... then after the show he sent mi home le, had a big quarrel wif him again last nite... as usual again... not over meeting his family or watever, jus a big quarrel... hate it whenever he does this... then now the quarrel considered over le bah... haha...

wat ever...
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vanessa is a 20 years old bitch who is happily in love now with her georgie.
loves to sleep all day long, daydream, watch teevee, hang out with her frens, chat on msn, and make out with her baby.got a dog named april and drop her a mail at teoyuzhi86@hotmail.com if u wanna know more.

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